1、I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter night.
我覺(jué)得生活就像是在漆黑的冬夜里往雪地上撒尿。

2、Peeing with the door open means you've made it social-status speaking.
不帶門(mén)噓噓意味著你已把它作為一種社會(huì)地位的表達(dá)。

3、Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell.
上周，它居然在我的爐子里撒尿，我怎么也弄不干凈。

4、Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
幸福如同尿褲子，每個(gè)人都看見(jiàn)，但冷暖僅自知。

5、At age 80, success is.. Not peeing your pants.
80歲時(shí)，成功是，不把褲子尿濕。

6、A man who likes peeing against the wind has no right to complain about his cleaning bills.
一個(gè)喜歡對(duì)著風(fēng)撒尿的人沒(méi)有資格抱怨自己交易單。

7、Facing the Yellow River, what can I do except peeing towards it?
面朝黃河，我除了朝他撒泡熱尿我還能做什么？

8、Take a look at him, he is peeing by the bush!
看他呀，正在樹(shù)叢旁小便呢！

9、Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine.
今天，我從我的貓?jiān)谂赃呎眍^上撒尿的聲音中醒來(lái)。

10、Peeing was my trigger and drinking coffee was my habit.
如廁就是一個(gè)觸發(fā)器，而喝咖啡就是我的習(xí)慣了。

11、When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time.
在我對(duì)它大吼之后，他跳過(guò)我的臉下了床，整個(gè)過(guò)程中它一直在尿。

12、Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
為什么說(shuō)拉中提琴和尿褲子一樣？

13、Drink more water... without peeing more.
飲多點(diǎn)水…卻不多去小便。